Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
-I no longer communicate with my twin and am extremely disappointed I can’t pull this off on him.
y’all might start talking again if you slap his bitchass
I SWEAR THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ON TUMBLR
*spills coffee on laptop due to uncontrollable laughter*